Maybe It's Crazy
Em D Em
I like a man who wears a lab coat when he works.
Em D Em B7
I think those hero types are rude and dull, and generally jerks.
Em
Let me tell you how a lover behaves --
C
He lets you hold the shovel when he’s robbing graves.
G D Em
Maybe it’s crazy, but baby, love usually is.
Em D Em
I like a man who knows things men weren’t meant to know.
Em D Em B7
Who grabs ideas in his teeth and then won’t ever let go.
Em
I know that I’m no Bride of Frankenstein,
C
But we could be electric if he’d just be mine --
G D Em
Maybe it’s crazy, but baby, love usually is.
C
The perfect guy for me
In university
E F#m
Was laughed at by all of his peers.
C
And now he’s off his head,
He’s bringing back the dead;
F#m
Been planning his revenge for twenty years!
C
He’s brilliant but insane;
I love him for his brain
F#m
And blatant disregard for human life.
C
He needs a right-hand girl,
And I could rock his world.
F#m G#m
Forget about that Igor, let me be his loving wife!
Em D Em
I like a man who’s into working with his hands;
Em D Em B7
The kind of guy whose theories no one understands.
Em
I’ve got a hunch that I would be just fine
C
With the kind of love that’s best preserved in turpentine --
G D Em
Maybe it’s crazy, but baby, love usually is.
C
The guy that I adore
Is always looking for
E F#m
The secret to having it all.
C
And sure, that angry mob
May not support his job,
F#m
But while we flee the crowd, we’ll have a ball!
C
I know he’ll treat me right;
We’ll tryst by candlelight,
F#m
And resurrect a priest to tie the knot.
C
I swear that he’s not bad,
He’s just a little...mad.
F#m G#m
We’ll unlock hidden knowledge that was better left forgot!
Em D Em
I like a guy who breaks the laws of God and man;
Em D Em B7
Who laughs maniacally and always has to tell you his plan.
Em
I’ll call him Master, and I’m eager to please --
C
I’m good around the lab and better down on my knees,
G C
Oh, maybe it’s crazy, maybe it’s crazy,
G D Em
Maybe it’s crazy, but baby, love usually is!Written on: 2005-05-24. Seanan McGuire